So Olyphant could go to college and then try to kill Sidney? Oh what a special reunion! ), takes the chalk away from the chief (because I guess she can fucking do that??) Perhaps, but we’ll never know. 01:41:47 “Two birds, one stone,” Billy’s mom cackles. If anything, his murdering antics tipped Sidney off thus making it more difficult to kill her. 00:21:43 Some blond sorority bitches cruise up to Sidney and act all snotty as if there wasn’t enough conflict with serial killers on the loose. That’s when you know shit’s serious!! 01:23:54 The security detail helps Sidney carry her luggage from her dorm. Scream 2 is a 1997 American slasher film directed by Wes Craven and written by Kevin Williamson.It stars David Arquette, Neve Campbell, Matthew Lillard, Dax Shepard, Courteney Cox, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Laurie Metcalf, Jamie Kennedy, Jerry O'Connell, Jada Pinkett and Liev Schreiber.. You’re a strike away from joining Spock and douchebag psychiatrist from Psycho in the Lecturing Asshole Hall of Shame, Olyphant. They existed as a decoy and nothing more. 00:25:53 Cotton complains to Monica that she promised him a 10 minute talk with Sidney to work things out. The ’90s were drawing to a close, the Y2k bug was still a possibility, and we had no stinking clue about the horrors that would await us in the 21st century. Good call, buddy. 00:34:23 “Hello?” Ghost Face Killah busts through a closet door and attempts to stab Buffy. Hopefully the theater left enough in their budget for the impending lawsuits! It was directed by Wes Craven with Kevin Williamson serving as writer, who was also the writer of the first two films, Scream and Scream 2, along with being the co-writer of Scream 3. She helped him go to Windsor College and his tuition fees, so the two of them could execute a murder spree. Everyone is walking on eggshells around her, questioning whether she has truly gotten over the Killer's crimes. GFK then appears behind Monica. Jerry gets his arm patched. 01:40:33 “Nice twist huh,” Olyphant giggles, “didn’t see it coming.” Nobody saw this fucking coming because it doesn’t make any sense! For some fucking reason, Sidney feels the need to answer. She is distracted though when her butt accidentally honks the car’s horn. And they spent the critical 48 hours after Barrymore’s murder hanging around outside her high school for god knows why! 00:53:48 Now Kennedy has laid out Monica as a suspect but Dewey rejects the premise. I can’t vouch for anything but somebody may be racist. So now not only is Jerry’s Top Gun scene completely ridiculous, it is now completely meaningless. Sidney stares at Olyphant. She was the serial killer’s wallet. Season 2 of Scream went in a slightly different direction thanks to new showrunners Michael Gans (Make It Or Break It) and Richard Register (Make It Or Break It, Recovery Road). She answers. Is that Buffy the motherfucking Vampire Slayer?! He talks her out of it though. 00:07:20 Oh and if you were curious, Graham did make popcorn on the stove. Hi! Bad?! While her back is turned, Ghost Face Killah rushes Dewey and stabs him in the back. 01:36:49 “Sidney, he’s lying,” Jerry pleas. They are trying to get on with their lives...Until a new Ghostface killing spree begins. Your killer is unconscious. Olyphant just said he needed Billy’s mother for funding. For what though? 00:22:28 Sidney finds Dewey randomly wandering around campus. This relationship is fucking awful. 01:37:15 Damn, has Sidney had a rough stretch of boyfriends. 01:48:42 “I bet that Diane Sawyer interview is looking real good right now, right Sid?” Cotton bargains. Billy’s mom was not even the serial killer. Rule Number Two: The death scenes must be much more elaborate. Nice! Their last names correlate with the victims from Scream. But hello, you’ve tried that before. 00:15:56 And LOL Jamie Kennedy is in this class. Are we still not checking caller ID’s? 00:23:31 Dewey is sporting the world’s most awkward mustache. Instead, we got our horror fix from the wealth of ironic, self-referential slasher films that began sprouting up in the wake of the blockbuster hit Scream. 513-555-0176.”. “Well if she’s not the killer then she’s a potential victim,” Kennedy concludes. David Arquette is still as awkward as ever. They have a Ghost Face Killah wacky inflatable tube man hanging from the entrance and the theater employees are handing out complementary Ghost Face Killah masks. 00:04:12 “Hang the phone up and *69 his ass!” Smith shouts at the theater screen. Hi,” one goes, “no, I really mean it. They struggle for a bit but he reclaims the gun. Sidney looks around wildly. Essentially, it’s about him being super awkward and inexperienced (she’s not wrong). “Most are white males,” Dewey states. Really, we have time for this?? Ghost Face Killah sneaks through the open front door in the background…. haha thanks Sarah! Extreme measures, but we really wanted to keep the killer’s identity a secret!”. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. You may not survive the movie if you say "I'll be right back", "Hello?" Scream 2 There are certain tacit rules that need to be followed in the making of a sequel, notes a character in "Scream 2." 15 fucking seconds later. What the fuck does he have on the business card? The killers were Mrs. Loomis, Derek, Hallie and Cotton. 01:02:51 Kennedy keeps Ghost Face Killah on the line as Dewey and Monica scramble to find a potential onlooker with a cell phone. Maybe y’all shouldn’t have argued over your decision for so long. Man, this theater really goes all out for their premieres! Logo Concept by: Illumination Ink. Dewey rushes up but finds it unoccupied. They go over the summary of what the fuck is going on. And why kill anyone else? Wait. No sign of Ghost Face Killah. 01:31:18 They run about 30 feet before Sidney stops and tells her roommate that she must know who the killer is. 00:12:07 We’re at college! Zero. 00:17:37 Sidney catches up with Jamie Kennedy after class. 01:41:10 Wait. 01:21:40 In the midst of their little game of hide and seek, Dewey stumbles in. So much bullshit is being spewed at a mile a minute here. Monica for boss of the year! “Convict who was formerly accused of Serial Killing but totallyyyyy not a Serial Killer now”? So if Dewey was not an awkward enough character before he now has a horrible limp. This professor should be stripped of whatever tenure he has because he has officially lost his class. Cool. I don’t know. 00:21:06 Sidney rolls up and witnesses Monica speaking to reporters. Suddenly, the star to which Jerry is tied to begins to rise. Suck a dick. Web design by Pro Blog Design. 01:01:16 Now Dewey and Kennedy have brought their speculative conversation to Monica. 00:16:41 Now we are in the midst of a full-on debate on if any sequels were better than their predecessor. That’s weird, dude. 01:46:34 Billy’s mom has Sidney pinned and about to stab her when Cotton appears with a gun. As long as the theater wasn’t handing out complimentary masks all night, it should be no problem finding the assailant. And since I have deleted that scene in my mind, Olyphant has not been seen in Scream 2 since Jerry was in the hospital. 00:45:24 Sidney practically breaks up with Jerry, who refuses to let go. 00:33:19 By the way, I don’t know what Buffy’s afraid of. 01:14:09 Monica exits the police station and runs directly into her camera man. Dewey, the awkward hero we deserve but not the one we need right now. She expresses her skepticism about Jerry’s alibi. He notices some sexual noises coming from his neighbor so, for some reason, he puts his ear up to get some free porn action. This is Billy’s mother’s introduction to the film series. 00:01:01 Smith doesn’t want to see a bunch of white girls get, “fucked up.” She’d rather see the new Sandra Bullock film, “playing down the street.” Does this theater only have one screen?? In Scream, those rules (as described by Randy) are: 1. Monica promised him an interview with Diane Sawyer and Sidney. So much for security; one red light and all awareness drops to zero. 00:10:47 Smith staggers away but Ghost Face Killah follows her, stabbing her with every step. 01:28:07 So anyway, Sidney and Hallie are child locked in the backseat. Either Jerry is associated with the murderer or he’s just a fucking idiot. Hence, Kennedy labels Dewey as a suspect. 01:18:51 The feed jumps once more. What?? Monica runs. Wooooo! I can only blame myself for that one. That’s bullshit. Billy’s mom shoots Olyphant. ALL OF THE FUCKING PHONES! “I told you I had a partner, Sid.”. 00:15:09 As soon as Sidney sees the reports, she basically goes, “oh shit.” Not for the victims though, but because she knows that a shit storm of media is about to land on her front step. 01:31:05 Hallie escapes as well and they run away. We have made contact!!!!! 00:55:10 Monica’s African-American camera man is concerned about his safety. He wants the exposure and the money that can come with his story. For Christ’s sake, dude, if you liked him so much maybe you should have just dated him. You can’t try to defend yourself here. 00:09:21 Smith continues to watch this hour long opening scene. Ghost Face Killah appears, breaks the driver’s window and slashes the detective’s throat. 00:30:57 They talk a bit but Buffy doesn’t do flirting. Each package contained additional content found in the Collector's Edition version of the US release, including deleted scenes, outtakes, theatrical trailers, music videos, and crew commentary. Smith thinks nothing of it. 00:34:14 Buffy investigates through the house but finds nothing. 01:07:11 Sidney studies at the library and receives an instant message on her computer. 01:02:25 Right after they argue if any of themselves are the killers, Monica’s phone rings. It’s Jada Pinkett Smith! 00:28:24 Night time and sorority-fraternity mixer event! If we cut that cafeteria scene the movie would be literally unaffected. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. I mean, what the fuck? 01:38:40 Oh. *sobs* Someone must continue the horror movie lectures! 01:27:14 Detective holds onto the hood as GFK attempts to hit every single obstacle on the road. She’s being escorted off campus which is actually a good goddamn plan at this point. 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