And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her. You feel strangely compelled to say things that no mature adult would ever say out loud about another person's mother. Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down. In Australia, where the song peaked at number 40, it was ranked number 23 on Triple J's Hottest 100 of 2004.[3]. Jake is very close to his mother, and the song was inspired by her. Five years ago, it’s were you who slept me?，And why after five years, it’s you again? It also saw success in other regions, most notably in New Zealand, where it reached number 11 on the RIANZ Singles Chart. [1], The single was released on March 29, 2004, peaking at number 17 on the UK Singles Chart and receiving a silver certification from the British Phonographic Industry (BPI) in December 2018. Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed. Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Well, according to a 2017 study from the Medical University of Vienna, it might mean that you're intelligent. Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued.". The band was formed in 2000, by Jason Sellards (aka Jake Shears - lead vocals) & Scott Hoffman (aka Babydaddy - keyboard / bass). 5.0 out of 5 stars take your mama to work today Reviewed in the United States on August 13, 2012 My five-year-old granddaughter and eight-year-old grandson asked me to read this story to them during their recent visit. Share. Topic. Other international honors include the German Bambi Award for Shooting Star. Take Your Mommy Home with other name You Look Like My Son’s Mommy – Why? Discover more posts about Take Your Mama. >> More songs from Scissor Sisters Scissor Sisters Mixed By, Producer, Performer. 2004 Preview SONG TIME Take Your Mama (Radio Edit) 1. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her. To discover more amazing secrets about living your best life, click here to sign up for our FREE daily newsletter! Share them at your own risk. Scott Hoffman (2) Written-By. Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock. What kind of monster would do such a thing? Nearly 7,500 pairs of headphones are affected. The song, written by Babydaddy and Jake Shears at Shears' parents' horse farm in West Virginia, was inspired by Shears' coming out to his mother, whom he is close with. They supplemented their win by opening the show with "Take Your Mama" on a set made by The Jim Henson Company and returned in 2007, opening the ceremony with "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" which later won the Ivor Novello Award for Most Performed Work. Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas. Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone. Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. The song, written by Babydaddy and Jake Shears at Shears' parents' horse farm in West Virginia, was inspired by Shears' coming out to his mother, whom he is close with. The lyrics feature a homosexual man showing his mother the activities of gay nightlife in order to bond with her following his coming out. Want to put a smile on someone's face? See a recent post on Tumblr from @joaokerr about Take Your Mama. "Take Your Mama" is a song by American band Scissor Sisters and is the second track on their self-titled debut album. Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct. Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning. Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia. Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder. "Take Your Mama" is a song by American band Scissor Sisters and is the second track on their self-titled debut album. 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